I had to save Leeanne from Coronation St. She had been kidnapped by someone from Eastenders, who wasn’t someone I recognised from either real life or TV, but looked a lot like Nick Frost. I’ll call him Nick from now on. He was a well known murderer and a very naughty boy.
He abducted Leeanne and escaped on an enormous train. Kiefer Sutherland gave chase on a motorbike, and managed to board the train, but was never seen again. I ran after it, which was less successful, despite me being really fast. Somehow or other I ended up on the train.
From my hidden vantage point I watched Nick discuss killing poor Leanne with a woman I did not recognise. It was then that I realised I would have to murder him. In the stockroom, which was also on the train (I told you it was big). I decided to first break into the train control room, which was separated from the stockroom through cunning use of cardboard. I used scissors. And it was there I was confronted by Nick.
We faced each other cautiously, now back in the stockroom, like Luke S and his daddy. It was then that I realised I would have to murder him with boxes of flat-packed furniture. So I attacked him with boxes, smashing his face, ribs and stomach with unbuilt tables and chairs. But I was always scared he’d bite me or trip me up. He didn’t. He was about to die. Then someone told me to spare him. So I did.
RaymondTheWilliams 