Deliveries

What I imagine is happening when a delivery is late:

UPDATE – Your parcel has been loaded onto the driver’s van for delivery
UPDATE – Your parcel has now fallen off of the driver’s van
UPDATE – Your parcel is now bouncing along the M74
UPDATE – Your parcel has slowed on the hard shoulder
UPDATE – Your parcel is now lolling down a verge towards Shields Rd Subway station
UPDATE – Your parcel has come to rest outside a newsagents
UPDATE – A tramp now has your parcel
UPDATE – Your parcel is being sold for £2 in the Hayburn Vaults

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